So I said, "you're a little turd!" and he w. Aha! I'm gonna call mom and tell her that the babysitter is having her boyfriend come over! Then we'll see who's the turd! God dammit! Shut up, Kitty! Any problems, contact Eric's Mommy at 303. This is bullcrap! I can't reach the freezer! My boyfriend is coming over, so you go to the kitchen, and you make us that pizza before I snap you in half like the little turd-stick you are! You can't hit me! Didn't you see those nanny videos on TV? You're a stinky dried-up stupid turd! Got it?! I don't know how you treat your other babysitters, but when I'm babysitting, you're nothing but a little turd. Well, go put that pizza in the oven, bitch! I'm hungry! Ow!Īlright, turd, listen up! Now that your mom is gone, I'm in charge. You do what the babysitter tells you, okay?Ĭome give Mommy Eskimo kisses! What the hell is wrong with you?! Stop it, Kitty!
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Cartman is on the sofa watching TV now, and Kitty is near him She's just being loud because she's in heat. And if he gets cranky, just play tummy-rub-rubs with him, and make sure he wipes good after he makes bears. If his little woogums get cold, you can turn up the heat over here. The number where I'll be is on the refrigerator. I charge $5 for the first hour, 5% bumps every hour after that up to six hours, which enters into golden time. Thank you so much for babysitting little Eric, Shelly.Īll those other babysitters won't come back. Wicky wicky wick, wicky wicky wick, Fresh Well, I'm a badass cowboy living in a cowboy's
But mmmooom, I'm playing Wild Wild West.īut mom, me and Artemus Clyde Frog still have to do our love scene with Salma Ha-yek.Ĭome down as soon as you're done. Uhyo wicky wicky scratch, Uh wicky wicky scratch. Look out, Artemus Clyde Frog! It's a giant metal spider! Bang! Bangbang! Yoyoyo, jiggity jiggy with it! Bang bang bang! We saved the day! The Wild Wild West, The Wild Wild Wild West. Yes, but I need to get out of here and eat some tacos and burritos. If we save her, I am going to take off her pants and play Slip'N'Slide! I will! James West, cowboy and rap star! Quick, Artemus Clyde Frog! We've got to save Salma Hayek! Heheheheh! Now I will kill the President and Salma Hayek! Cartman plays off-camera while his plush lizard, Rumpertumskin, sits on the bed. Tysm! It means a lot to me since the work wasn't meant to be taken too seriously.The official script for " Cat Orgy" was released by South Park Studios. Mostly drafts of drabbles when I have or receive some story suggestions, so please do not be too harsh :3 Intended to be fluffy and wholesome at the moment (considering more explicit in time). Notes have been carried over.) Language: English Words: 31,756 Chapters: 14/? Comments: 26 Kudos: 170 Bookmarks: 30 Hits: 4902 However, as she acquaints herself with her new home and neighbors, she begins to realize some startling things about herself. An aspiring artist, has moved to South Park to start her adult life the way she wants to. Join as she takes a leap of faith and moves to the crappy, mountain town of South Park. Language: English Words: 7,654 Chapters: 4/? Comments: 2 Kudos: 45 Bookmarks: 4 Hits: 1173 What she wasn't expecting was to be part of a lot of teams. So when she moves to South Park she hopes to be part of the team. (Y/N) is a girl that has a lot of hobbies, but one that stands out is volleyball. Language: English Words: 6,271 Chapters: 4/? Comments: 4 Kudos: 140 Bookmarks: 19 Hits: 4491
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However can she handle her favorite boys being on opposite sides and what is going on in South Park? Series
So using her new found powers, Y/N gaves an advantage over her enemies (and her partners' hearts). But then a superhero called the Coon gave her the ability to become a mag-Superheroine. Life was good, y/n was loved, her friends were on the same playing field. Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers.Kyle Broflovski & Stan Marsh Friendship.Clyde Donovan & Craig Tucker Friendship.
However, new places are something that Y/n is quite familiar with. New kids aren't something you see often in the quiet mountain town of South Park. "Heart (drawn out like a heartbeat), And soul. Language: English Words: 2,565 Chapters: 2/? Comments: 4 Kudos: 48 Bookmarks: 3 Hits: 912
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